Wednesday, 27 June 2007
Tuesday, 26 June 2007
The next time my PC fucks up i'm going to give it a cuddle and see if it helps.
And mate, me and Lee bought generals a few months ago - bloody brilliant. If you're gonna get it do so on the PC and we can set up some mini tornaments!! I don't think you need much in the way of spec to play it.....
Not heard much from Leeith recently - we all better hope people aren't making him work, that won't be good for anyone....
- Az, he's our hero, gonna take the chinky down to zero.
I failed to believe this but then browsing through my latest 360 mag it said people doing the same thing found success with it… so ryan tried it last night and somehow it worked, so I gave it a go, thinking that surely it wouldn’t but somehow it did. Pretty damn cool though cause it saves me £85 to get it repaired by Microsoft… £85 just to wrap it up in a towel, how gaybar!
Man I love C&C Generals. The Chinese have some meathead tanks, “I Will Crush”… makes me laugh. I need to get this, but will probably end up getting it on 360.
Minimum if we just somehow stop sleeping, or find away to live without sleep we can DO all the random shizzle we need to. If only there was a way to get redbull on a drip… *thinking about weekend experiment*
Murr - Out!
On a less crazy note, check out the trailer for C&C 3 on the PC ^ DAAAAAMN that looks fun (Murr, not sure if you're into strat gaming, but if not you should DEF get in on it.) Me and Lee go through phases of gaming.... we usually buy a game, play it for like 3 weeks straight and then never play it again.... (purely lee's fault.)
There should be more hours in the day for random shit... don't you agree? and those hours should fall AFTER work hours. We should change the day to 30 hours, meaning you get an extra 6 purely to play games, sort out your mp3 player, link up the perfect stereo system, read the whole bible.... you know, whatever.
im gunna be away from the pc again alot today, so not to many posts or emails im afraid.
So, my xbox 360 works again… I am a genies ass.
You heard about wrapping it in a towel and turning it on? well apparently people who have done this it has repaired their 360’s. my mate ryan tried it last night then text me saying it fixed his. So I tried it and boom my 360 is now working again, so im back on live. Lee you need to get Live, and Az, you need a 360 and live, get some mega rainbow 6 vegas games on the go.
oh and for the record Fantastic 4 Silver Surfer... SUCKED... Shrek the 3rd was much much better.. may aswell Buy Ghost Rider on dvd on Monday.. that was cool!
Murr - Out!
Monday, 25 June 2007
Mate, I knew F42 would be shit all along, I knew they'd ruin something as cool as the silver surfer, how could they not.
BRING ON TRANSFORMERS!!!!
I fancy a game of C&C, you still got it installed???
Az - bumhead extrordinaire
At least your weekend sounds eventful dude.... why do none of MY friends ever suprise me with trips to the beach? =( *sob sob*
What's your bluetooth name man? Unless it's "nozzy" I don't got it.
Where oh where is leeith this afternoon?.... Better hope he's not being forced into work, he will NOT be happy.
my weekend comprised of nothing more than, Playing Wii, Arguing, Sex and Going down Forbidden Planet to be honest. haha
and THAT is how i feel at the moment
saw Fantastic Four 2 the other day... and it was mostly awful. good special effects... but bollux all round.
ALTHOUGH i did watch Momento the other night, and that was really cool actually
i REALLY am bored now *sigh*... any decent websites i can enduldge myself in anyone?
Lee, is Dead inside.
and im jelous of your sex....
i miss sex :o(
Murr - Out!
Friday drunk then stumbling to Lindseys till 2, then stumbling home...
Saturday was bizzare in that i was picked up by luke, told to take a pillow and sleeping bag, then told i was staying in a tent on a beach in swansea. was pretty awesome, got drunk, ate loadsa bbq food, played football at midnight then went in the sea at 1am... and it wasnt that cold.
oh and i lost my voice friday night and am struggling to talk now, it's almost back but not quite, as i said to Az, its like puberty again, just without the growing of hair in un-holy places and the acne.
not a clue on the bluetoothe distances, well mines on all the time, and im working in walnut level 3 this afternoon, so quite close, bluetoothe me up see if it works.
haha i'm sorry dude, that was totally uncalled for... but I couldn't help myself. I just have a habit for kicking people whilst they're down, Lee will undoubtedly agree.
How was everyone's weekend?
Mine went sex. party. headache. sex.
Murr... I'm not sure on the bluetooth radius limit. Think it'll reach between neighbourhoods?
Az, crime buster of the sea.
Friday, 22 June 2007
what a douche,
she wouldnt let me go at 3, ended up headin home at 4.14 (exact time)
im now entilted to 2 days off flexi....
Murr - Out!
I like the lion-o costume, you've got one just like it from anne summers don't you Lee? Might even have to borrow that sometime.......
I think we should sign out when ending a blog, I don't have a clue who is who anymore, and there's currently only three of us using it, haha.
but both you should get live and halo and get some killing on..
and halo 3 is looking sexy!
Murr - Out!
2 hours and 20 minutes till i can go home *hopefully* that pint at the end of the tunnel is becoming more and more needed.
best track on mariokart is the baby course, just around and around and around, get proper kicks playing that track.
been keeping tabs on supersmash bro's brawl??? the official website gets updated daily with one piece of new info up untill E3.
oh and GTA4 2nd trailer is out on 28th June... reccomended to keep tissues and clean underwear near by whislt watching... that my friends will be GoTY!
nah my Mario Karting will always surpass yours and you will be bitter about it until the end of time, because of my relaxed care free attitude. hahaha
Halo's what you want to get good at though amte, so get a 360... then i will get live and we can kill everything online DAMIT MAN DO IT!... Murr will back me up on this! lol
i would come if you could pick me up and drop me back off and also buy me some dinner.... CANDLELIT! otherwise its NO DEAL! im joking mate a millies will be fine haha ... ah to be bored and pent up in work.
you about tonight Azmundo? of course your not your either going to town or seeing lisa ARNT you. should be free all day on sunday anyway mate so im up for a bit of steak and drugs if ur about... bring my wii or sumit *shrugs* its all fun.
anybody seen the trailers for Halo 3? *sperms*
I have surpassed your mediocre Mariokarting skills Lee, i'm sorry man. But I'll be supersliding my ass around the track while hitting you with a three shell-banana combo and there is nothing..... NOTHING you can do about it. You should definately come to oppo on Sunday night man, play it on the projector - mmmm. THEN we'll see.
You should get a job at the MoD dude, you really should, you'll love it here.... we're not allowed to do ANYTHING even remotely moralising. Lovely.
Oh, and that egyptian is bootiliscious!!!!!
haha oh yes, you cant forget Jerry Jones, Jerry Jones with his same clothes every day and beard you could rape a Badger in.
maaaan that HND SUCKED!... although i got 2k out of it which i spent on a car i never drove. haha
My 360's Drive is Shagged but it still works Brilliantly since launch night... just to rub it in.
And Az... Shut up... you are NOT better than me at Mario Kart, yet you are annoyingly challenging considering you neveer owned it, but... Tekken... Yes... Soulblade is my Favorite Arcade game EVER so that would be fun we should get it.
ok what the hell!... this below is an ACTUAL Egyptian Wall Painting... that must of been the FUNNIEST THING!... Imagine it. "Dude, DUDE... Look what i drew!!! i know i was meant to draw the sun god but fuck it this is SO much funnier!" haha brilliant.
Lee..... you may remember me from such filton college classes as Ania's Russian Programming (she was actually Polish) and Jerry Jones class were he would constantly drop his pen and walk into the white board...... if you dont get who it is by now... its Murr.
my xbox 360 broke..i have the red circle of doom, and its gunna cost me £85 to get it fixed... this will be my 3rd one :o(
Wicked man, do you know what I think would be REALLY cool though?... if you could create your own charachter... so you could make super-saiyan Az, and then beat Goku with him.... and you could even make super-saiyan lee and beat up Mr Popo and steal his turban!
The game cubes lovely, it's nice to have it by my bed, it stops boredom because that's JUST the kind of console it is. Taking a break from Zelda to complete MarioKart 100% (we're talking 40 points for each event) - I have to set myself personal goals as i'm jsut too damn good at the game now! haha. I can beat your sorry ass anyway ;-)...... sometimes....
Now TEKKEN is my game. haha. Damn that felt good. I forgot to tell you Tekken 2 and soul blade were my first games on the playstation.... meaning i put in about 300 hours into each... makign me god of virtual fighters.
And yeah man, me and lis are safe.... she's home for the summer at the mo so we're seeinga lot more of each other, seem to be closer than ever. But given that we've been together so long now i think it's make or break this summer. If we're not going anywhere, it might be time to plant a few more seeds, fuck a few more plants ;-)
I might get a few more people into this blog - Murr for starters... for even moooore random shite.
Well... I can't really remember anything else you asked so i'll leave you with this...
just think about it.................... THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!
i am booored looking through the same things on IGN i look through EVERY damn day. haha i swear i just heard an old woman who works here talking about smackdown 2... i... i dont know how to feel about that... is that cool?... or is she just old and fat and annoying and needs a slap? haha
enjoying the love of your cube my friend?... FINALLY i got Super Sayian Goku last night... it doesnt take that long... i just havnt been playing it much this week. lol
cool though. you alright man? hows it going with you and lis now a days? still copeing with the distance thing alright? i am ALMOST 11 and a half stone... it is taking its time though!!! haha yeah...
the bordum strikes!
Thursday, 21 June 2007
You were probably about as famous as the asain women in big brother 3......................... I have absolutely no idea either, but that just shows my point - there blaitenly was one, there's ALWAYS one.
Mate, my social life has gone from bad to worse and then from worse to a fag bumming fat kid... being ill for so long sucked. I'm FFFFUCKED at work too, they're going to fire me. But they're always going to fire me, they're always going to fire US in fact.... but reallywe know deep down they love us, we're the cool kids, we bring hapiness into their dull little lives with out rebellious ways - just look at miss starling, who after 2 years of shouting at us and crying into her coffee practically declared her love for us on our last day.
You should definately, DEFINATELY come to the Sunday Night Social - mario kart tornaments on the projector, in an empty bar. oh yesssssss.
And as for tonight, well... if I'm not getting laid I am SO there. It's ON... my friend... On like Donkey Kong.
haha i tell you what mate, i have been lost, without a soul to comfort me through my days at work. i feel empty and hurt inside... but suddenly you came BACK and now my life is now filled with joy once again.
And Randomers are brilliant, you know... i kind of feel a little famous... yeah one comment did that... i can already feel myself becoming more stuck up and to celebrate i'm going to buy some Tescos FINEST sandwhichs.
ive become so bored latly in the evenings i have been watching Dragonball GT while being COMPLETELY smashed in the evenings... it is just AWFUL... i mean theres some good bits... but its like watching Highlander 2 you know?... you ever seen that?
its like the first was AWESOME you watch it and your like... that was brilliant... then in the second one they change the way EVERYTHING works they try to make it good by bringing back the original cast but thats it... its the worst Sequal of ALL TIME... and yet i still bought it on dvd... I feel the same way about DBGT.
anyway you cool? life treating you like the sack of SCUM you are.... see now im just being bitter because you left for so long...
*hugs*... so, drugs and pub later?... OH and on a last note i saw FF2 rise of the silver surfer... and it SUCKS... makes a mockery of the comics. quite fun as a kids film and the special effects rock dont get me wrong... but on a whole i would use the word Anus to describe it.
Tuesday, 19 June 2007
Don't pretend you're not overwhelmed with joy.
Haha... that last blog is fannnnnn-bloody-tastic. It makes you wonder how many other of life's creatures would be weirdly perceived by description only. I will look forward to drawing them in paint when ever I get the chance. ha.
You alright anyway boss? Still spooning your Wii ever so gently to sleep? What a STUPID question ay...... of COURSE you're spooning your Wii ever so gently to sleep!
I've put in about 35 hours into Zelda so far. 32 of which just into fishing. haha. Not really. It's a fookin brilliant game though. Just picked up Mario Kart too.... having fun beating all their CPU asses on 50cc and 100cc to pick up all the secret shit. Gonna ebay for a couple more controllers so I can link it to the projector and let Multiplayer Heaven commence!!!!! haha.
I was really considering buying an xbox 360 next month, but that was BEFORE decidng to buy a years worth of road tax to avoid them trying to grab it off me near Christmas and leaving me with nooooooo money for presents. Wait..... WHY is that a bad thing again??? Haha.
Me and Lis are planning to go to Spain for 3 or 4 weeks in a few months too, bliss! We're gonna live in her late Grandad's villa, and just wang out in the sun, drinking sangria. hahaha. It's cool that all i reall have to pay for is the flights though.... and that's more than covered by the bonus I got this year. Schwing!
We've gotta catch up soon buddy boy. Smoking's sketchy at the mo (though it hasn't stopped me buying up, haha) but we should arrange ssssomething soon.
Wednesday, 6 June 2007
Wonderous Blog... and man... that is a brilliant point... but then again look at us... Little Fleshy Things with lots of complicated pointy out bits... If you explaineda human to a Alien if they hadnt seen one it would be something like this.
and lets face it, that AINT plesant... if i was an Alien i wouldnt want to this planet full of insane bipeds that are determined to obliterate the world they live on... based on waht we do on our own planet who WOULD want to visit us...
ok so it looks more like a halfman half rat..but damn... that is just HOW they would imagine it.
now take a look at a reguilar human.
see now thats just as WIERD... look at it with all its fleshy bits... just odd.
life is an odd thing.
it makes everything into an upgrade of what it previously was... and its completely self inflicted... i mean we evolved to look like this based on how our ancestor monkeys behaved and lived... i say fuck them... i want to go down the evolutionary path of being a wookey... now that wud be intresting. and it would make for BRILLIANT full body hair cuts. haha imagine it... no clothes... u just pay a few 100 every now and then to get a decent body cut. excellent
imagine if this was your family photo... obviously it would be like a old school 1930's photo because of the natural look... use your imagination to see gelled up spikey wookies that have to gel themselves from head to toe to look good in the morning.
what an excellent way to live that would be.
i think we should get a wookie... i wonder if we scratch the camel idea if we could trade our girl friends in combined for a wookie... id like a wookie... id call him ChewSacka. i just think it wud be a constant source of amusment.
ah sheer brilliance.
CAMELS for example; yeah... i've heard of them, big horselike creatures with humps on their back that store water. They're used as forms of transport in desert areas. But I put this to you; if you told someone from outta space that a camel was a big horselike creature with big humps on its back wouldn't you find that incredibly, incredibly daunting?
I've drawn a picture to show you EXACTLY, what I mean....
dude, I don't know about you, but if i saw that thing hurtling towards me, i would crap myself.
but even a picture of a real camel is weird enough, like I said, we've been brought up hearing of these things, but actually look at it - LOOK AT IT!!!!
Looks like something straight out of starwars. So.... with this said, yes, yes we should trade our significant others in for numerous of these magnificant creatures.... and possibly rule all of eastern europe with them, In fact, fuck motorbikes.... camels were what the long way round was missing.
Friday, 1 June 2007
Fucking Brilliant... i love it mate... but i do not feel jealous in the SLIGHTEST! haha its nice to have someone else to do these things so i can hear about them, rather than actually doing them. it makes me happy. it really does.
sounds like fun mate, more your kind of fun than mine but its fucking priceless none the less.
haha what you rekon then... DBZ and Monkeyball... apart from zelda is there ANYTHING else i MUST have on the wii?
If it comes on Monday then your coming round and by GOD were going to get bored of it in 2 HOURS! haha but it will be the best 2 hours EVER... infact i think you should buy us millies... i really do... its that important... OR that steak... you damn gypsy you buy me that steak!
you dont have any money do you? spent it all on dvds didnt you? WELL!... what dvds did you get and more importantly can i have MY dvds back :D
oh and i think we should sell our girlfriends for camels... do you KNOW how many camels we could get if we went to Egypt?... i duno the idea of owning loads of camels is apealing to me as all.
... haha *ahem*
*Does the Wii dance*........ urine, EVERYWHERE.
hahaha. It just never gets old. It was funnier when you used to seriously spell it "wee" though. You're just a barrel of laughs mate, you really are.
Last night (at roughly 3am) I was walking the center with Matt wearing only david hasselfhoff thongs. At the time I thought it would be a good idea - so yes, yes it must have been a good night. hahaha.
I only intended to go out and drink a couple of cokes, but I swear I taste that sweet, sweet alcohol against my lips and I lose all will power. It's my elixer. Weed is my ether.
Plus it's like a fucking "crime" for drunk az to go home at any reasonable hour - anyone else - fiiiiine - but az - the part has to be ruined. I should take it as a compliment really, but for ONCE, ONCE... I would liek to not have that pressure on me haha.
I have bought so many DVDs from amazon in the last two days i fear I may have eradicated it's stock to a depleted state of NOTHINGNESS.
Why do I feel the need to use big words when i'm hung over? hmm? tell me.
I can't wait to wii with you.
haha Oh the Wii'ing that will be going on next week... i dread to think... sweet, SWEET GOLDEN SHOWERS! haha
Gota go buy the games for it on the weekend as argos were out of stock on almost everything which is Grollux.
You in work today?... i guess we will find out based on the reply or lack there of.
good night out last night? our pool of ideas we use to keep ourselves not bored has been dry for a while now... put some damn effort in WOULD you.
SUMO suits for example how BRILLIANT would that be... Playing Wii in Sumo Suits. hahaha
i just seem Madly Excentric in my recent blogs dont i?... cuz i have to be in a rush so no1 see's me which is more than annoying i can tell u that much.
Thursday, 31 May 2007
Did i tell you i've got a projector now?
thats wicked... shes hot, your officially mad... or does her being on tv just MAKE her randomly hotter? lol
haha cool though... as she seemed like the only one that was remotely intresting... its crap though isnt it... the whole show... i HATE IT... and 10 out of 10 for intelligence... what on EARTH is that about.
haha... wierd... mate i want to go home so bad right now... find me a DAMN JOB somewhere... i am as LAZY as you have you not got that yet?
and you are a massive gypsy for this evening... so i hate you and will forever hold this one moment against you. haha nah im jsut joshing you...
Looks like im going to go home curl up with a good book and a hot cup of.... .... WHISKEY!... does that make me sounds less gay?
haha not really, NOT REALLY AZ!... im going to go home and ... WANK furiouslly for hours on end...
kinda went from one extreme to the other there huh?... im sure good old sigmond would have something to say about that...
most random blog post yet?... it might jsut be you know.
Now HE is classy enough.
Plus, if we bought 1 million pound top hats we'd have to make a dance routine, and I just don't think I have the time for that; even if it is the best idea ever known to man.
Wii situation - I almost did the same thing with my birthday money, but they are NOwhere. Your best bet is to order one off the net mate. In the end i've settled for the gamecube... bid on one on ebay last night for 30 quid with four games. Basically I only wanted the Wii for the new zelda game, so I thought i'd do it the cheap way - and keep the gamecube for shits and giggles downstairs in the games room.
If you find one let me know, don't mind giving you a lift.
Unfortunately I am busy tonight mate - my mate is leaving to go to america for three months so it's kind of a leaving do.
BUT, that isn;t until 9-10ish so we could maybe get a pint in somewhere or something.
And yes, more interesting facts for you - Emily from big brother actually lives in downend on bromley heath road, and is in fact mine and matt's friend. haha. I also had a chance to get it on with her when me and lis weren't together, but I fancied her sister more. hahaha. Dickhead.
I'm not gonna go round parading it like a fucking knob jocky but I thought you'd find it interesting, oh yes.
GO TEAM DOWNEND!!!!
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
mate... are you about tonight? because by GUM i want to do something... i have no money... but if you can find me somewhere to buy a nintendo Wii i will buy it... i have checked EVERYWHERE in cribs causway and there is NOWHERE that has one in stock.
i WANT ONE!... you got any weed by any chance? i have LITTLE but i just want to do something entertaining.
your busy arnt you... i will kill you... nah i wont really... its an empty threat... alright ill ADMIT IT!
so... i REALLY thing we should go and buy some top hats and scones... i just think it would be fun... ALSO get clotted cream and jam... cuz GOD thats good... plus we would look funny... which is always intresting when your kaned off your face... so HOW MUCH is a good top hat?
My life is officially crud again, and though i'm loving it really at least get an interesting convo on the go so I don't smash my keyboard over my head until it no longer works (my brain that is.)
Tuesday, 22 May 2007
nah Jen bought me another one... having more than one just makes it lose its fun. haha
still wicked dont get me wrong... i do transform them often... but i amnot madley in love like i was. haha
good weekend then booooyo. what you get and get up to?
Fancy a Trip down Stoned out your face lane tonight? maybe hit the pub for some pub like action with some pub like pool.
or even a trip to some other type of shop... hahaha make a series of it... Az and Lee go to the Shops... each week we walk around a different massive shop and be stoned off our trolleys... cmooon they play Corination bloody street there has to be some room on the tv line up for a couple of stoned guys who walk around shops making jokes?
haha i imagine IKEA would be quite funny... or maybe even Pet Smart. hahaha
crazy bastards ay...
Friday, 18 May 2007
It's all good anyway mate, think Arbery's in town so i'll catch up with him, and I jsut sent out a facebook invitation thing to about 100 so i'm sure there will be some tag alongs. Just gonna miss you man :-( *slaps myself* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!!
mmmm... only an hour left. yey.
haha oh you have managed to make me feel massivly guilty you son of a bar monkey... i know its bollux mate and i am sorry... if it was a Jen working weekend i would just come you know...
and for the record i am NOT picking Jen over anything... i just already made the plans to see her and arranged some shit... no excuses... im a cunt i accept that.
I will make it up to you... but like i said i will come out if you fancy a cheeky or 2 before you leave for town if you want.
Youuuuu bugger, since when do women have an OPTION?! MAKE her follow you to where you want to;I'm not really going anywhere before hand man, i mean, i'm probably going to hit the horseshoe before heading into town, but that'll probably only be for one drink or something. Like most of the bars i'm gonna be hitting are on Parkstreet init.. It's not really "town".. but it's alllll good, you bloody CHOOSE seeing Jen over me... I know where I stand... *clicks fingers* it's not like i've cried for a week whilst you were away... just.... dont you DARE come crawling back to ME when you want a LIFT to the toys "r" us in cardiff. Hahaha.
You're missing out on our best years of drinking and... and... it jsut makes me so angry! *dramatic exit*
Cool man, well... in all seriousness, if you change your mind just gimme a bell init, like i said, it wont be heavy or anything so join if/when you like... and if not, fuck it! haha.
WELL SOMEONE IS NO FUN TODAY! haha
but yes that wud be amazing... Transformer battle all the way... and i did NOT put all the goody answers... only a few. haha
Do you know there doing a Transformers and Avengers comic... as in Optimus Prime fighting along side Captain America... dont get me wrong yeah... it is like... what the FUCK!... but there is deffinatly a cool factor in there somewhere.
When do you finish today anyway you tart... if its not tipping it down later ill deff try and come down for a few drinks before you head off to town if nothing else mate... like if your not to busy getting ready or whatever. Jens got to do an 11 hour day today so im not gonna make it to town i very much doubt.
i want to chill for a few drinks though like i said
I was originally unicron but then realised they'd taken my "i'd eat everything" answers too seriously.. so i gave them something more realistic and I felt I came out better for it. They called me a fat bastard when I got unicron. haha.
Also saw you had to give all the goody two shoes answers to get optimus.... you little girl. hahaha.
He's the daddy though... I think we should contruct and film a huge battle between him and hot rod now.
I am actually thinking about collecting the generation 1 transformers via ebay.... OR just buying all the ones from the new film coming out, but you just KNOW they're going to be shit!
This transformer thing has gone too far... it's jsut another one of our PHASES lee. Let it go. haha.
We need to... there will be to much regret if we dont...
you know after the weed faded out of my body and i awoke this morning i thought i would wake to a different world... a world where i wasnt so keen on buying transformers... but thats not what i found... i woke to a world so bright so magnificent that only my bed cover shielded me from becoming blind with happyness...
... i OWNED a transformer... he sat proudly on my monitor as if like some robotic proctector... and you know how i felt az...
... i felt like i wanted MORE!
|Which Transformer are you? |
Your Result: You are Optimus Prime
|You are Galvatron|
|You are Hot Rod (Rodimus Prime)|
|You are Grimlock|
|You are Unicron|
|You are Starscream|
|Which Transformer are you?|
Oh Yes... on the first time as well... no cheating for me... AMAZINGLY... although i wasnt THAT surprised... ive always been fond of my likness to a giant truck. haha
thats quite good really... we are the actual strongest 2 transformers... well not really
Unicron was quite clearly the strongest being a PLANET and all. all though YOU kicked his ass in the film... and i was dead... BRILLIANT!
TOTALLY stole my thunder.
|Which Transformer are you? |
Your Result: You are Hot Rod (Rodimus Prime)
|You are Optimus Prime|
|You are Grimlock|
|You are Unicron|
|You are Galvatron|
|You are Starscream|
|Which Transformer are you?|
oh yeaaaahhhhhhhhh. Hahaha.
That tea picture is a piss take of the Beetle's Sgt Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band... and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!!! Haha... It is glorious though, we would look ravishing in those suits, clearly we'd have to hit the town wearing them.
We would be kings among men. Mostly gay ones.
Nice one, CUNT.
for the sake of the viewers... aka... well YOU! here is a picture... JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
FIND YOUR OWN TRANSFORMER! haha i looked but forgot what he was called... im SORRY!
ALSO check this out... this is the funnyest picture you can find when searching for 'Drinking Tea' in google... im quite confident of that... oh YES
i mean that is genious... LOOK AT THEM! how could ANYONE not at least smile when they see that... it is comedy genious thats what that is.
they are OFFICIALLY our versions of the big rubber suits they buy in scrubs... we must own these... my soul purpose in life is working towards me having one of those SUITS!
haha... nah im joshing you... but really though... how GOOD would that silk feel on your skin?
Thursday, 17 May 2007
Friday, 4 May 2007
i think you set the curve for all other blogs to aspire to there my friend... it had illistrations and perfect grammer... i am humbled by your presentational skills.
i know ive always thought super sonic was a cheap knock off of a super saiyan... i mean super sonic was a random addition to sonic in sonic 3 wasnt it?.... i doubt DBZ would actually base there entire 16 series of tv shows and massive amount of manga comics on an idea stolen from sonic... its just the FACTS! haha
i love sonic 2... he is a gem... and supersonic was just AMAZING... i like the dbz copy... it was brilliant.
if i had a series of games and i was trying to make it cooler... i would totally copy the super saiyan idea as well... simply because it is always BRILLIANT. who would of ever thought that hair changing colour and going upwards would be so cool... and it wouldnt be but the fact it means someone can blow up a planet with his sheer power makes it fucking magnificant.
got a little dicey maybe with Super Sayian 3... but i swear to god when goku first turns into one i almost spermed. its SS4 in DBGT that SUCKED.
man... this is a really sad post... im almost ashamed... its like im digging myself a big Garth hole and jumping in it. haha what a metaphore. beautiful.
garth would of made a brilliant super saiyan. ahahaha
a reinactment is in order my friend!
Garth turning super saiyan is something i must see.
i may draw it.
You've got a super saiyan mario, normal link, and super saiyan goku ... who... WHO... would put those three together... and why? What are they trying to say? What MESSAGE are they trying to portray? So many questions Lee... I just don't think we have enough time in our short little lifes to answer them all....
This has triggered another question though......
Super-sonic - Genius creation or shameless rip-off, fueled by some sega producer watching too much japanese manga?.....
I mean, just look at the similarities...
And that raises a FURTHER question.... who would win in a fight?!... i'm backing Goku as I don't think -ANYONE- can beat him, but how could I do that to sonic!? How could I turn my back on him after so many years of loyal service, so many hours of enjoyment; we've been through so much together. A lot of sega buffs would be very, very angry at me......
You can't start ANOTHER list lee.... things will get just TOO confusing.... I say we add wearing random wigs (for no reason atall) to the original list, therefore, it becomes number SIX on the list. Thaaat's right. yet another great input from I legend that is Lee bloody Adams.
Now buy me a PS3 so i don't have to keep going to Big W and pushing the little kids over to play it. I want the new sonic game; i've hurt his feelings.
I thought that picture is just brilliant... haha anyway.
The Dancing Dinosaur is out of STEP az, i told you a MILLION times its step, turn, pivit, turn, THRUST, privit, step.
haha mate i am SICK of spending like 20 to 30 quid on a hair cut, i think we shud make a campaign for free haircuts in the UK... it wud be like a cult and we would ALL cut each others hair... of course i COULD stop being a giant woman and not go to toni and guy... but dammit i love it when they massage my head... its like heavenly... of course the time before last it was a bloke doing it which more than disturbed me beyond beilief... im telling you 3 WEEKS it took me to get another boner... 3 WEEKS!
last day baby and i am off to crete... well last day at work anyway which is the ONLY thing that counts...
and my GOD how long have we been waiting for a super saiyan mario... brilliant.
we have so many brilliant ideas... this blog should be the birth of something special... something monumental... something so big that the ground itself will shake through out the world.
thats rite... im actually suggesting that we keep a track of these ideas... and do them ALL!...
firstly... i want us to buy 2 super saiyan wigs and wear them just sat in a car filming us being completely bladdered... its the only thing were missing... you think about all the videos we have made... every single one... there was always something missing... something wasnt quite rite... but after all of it we failed to notice the obvious... we NEED comedy super saiyan wigs.
thats number one...
anyway... i think im done... back to yooooou!
Thursday, 3 May 2007
roll a fucking spliff and fucking eat it. hahaha.
Yeah man, the camper van thing would be AWESOME.... can we surf too? well, i will, you can watch, or sit on the beach smoking with two fairly reasonaly fit girls - hmmm.... why would I be surfing again?
I might buy a beat up VW off of ebay and jsut keep it off the road or something - just so i can keep the dream alive!!! at least we can sit in it and smoke *shrugs* lol.
What you up to tonight anyway bumbaclut? Fancy seeing if we can and gra-zade?
cue dancing mario charachters!!!...
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
and 4 was something like... roll a spliff and maybe eat it. which i have the honor to say was another one of my brilliant additions to the list.
100 is LOADS were gona have to put some real thought into this : haha that would destroy it, the beauty of the list is the spontinaity it has to come from the heart... otherwise it just loses its soul.
haha i'm on a right one today.
how much have you cleared off your list of 100 before you die anyway? or are you not keeping track?
we need to buy a hippy van and travel europe for a few months... take jen and lisa with us or something... to avoid the im pissing off without you conversation... oh idea!... abandon them and just go without telling... haha the BEST way quite clearly.
i want to do that though so get on the hippy van search... or just a cheap camper... or maybe even a bus. lol
cant beileve we still havnt dressed up like transformers and fought for the benefit of the video camera.
so what is that now?...
1. Car Gymnastics
2. Showing your ass
3. Breaking your neck (Because sometimes that's a good thing to do...)
4. ??? I don't even remember
and 5. Motorboating a chicken in a bun.
I love it, we should make a high budget film about it. It can star you, game show host extraordinaire... fighting the man... struggling with the cliche elements of his life.... when he comes across a magical floating head... a woman with a little paper hat, stripy shirt and bow tie.... her smile as suculent as the earth's core..... it states that if you carry out 100 acts of stoned genious she will grant you with an never-ending supply of chicken.....
let's do it.
p.s. is it wrong that that picture turned me on?...
hahaha... i enjoyed your lesson very much. You have OFFICIALLY lost the plot, and I love you for it.
You neeeed to put those videos on your pc man... they're frickin hilarious.
I've been playing this game for the last 20 minutes, some say it's boring and repetitive... i say it ROCKS!!!!...
it's no metal gear solid, i'll give you that. But it has MOTORBIKES lee..... MOTOOOORBBBIIIIKES. It reminds me of excitabike on the NES - retro as FUCK mate.
uncanny mate... i dont remember it but you cannot argue with a photo... if you did i guess youd be PRETTY wiiiiierd.
i mean what could you even argue about... its not like it could NOT do the washing up or something... you know what... im going to make a valient effort to stop doing 3 full stops everytime i finish a sentenace its just... crap.
haha fucking random. I would post us a photo, but dear god there are 2 many butt turkeys in my office at the moment so i CANT.
Are you going to be joining the voteing population to decide who you want to make the decisions in your area az? are you going to look in depth at the issues of each candidate and then decide who you think would be best for the job?. OR are you going to watch TV and get stoned?
you know when i go on holiday i have to PAY to recieve a text. how the HELL does that work. i dont know if i want that text it could ASK first... if it ASKED that would be fine... but then you KNOW when you see theres going to be a text you couldnt say no so you would always choose to recieve it but it would be nice to be given the DECISION
see the world gradually and subtly removing every possible decision that someone could make in there lives... school, work, cross dressing. its like there FORCEING you into it. and pushing you from a young age to have that life. well ill tell you one thing my friend im not so keen on the cross dressing i mean i tried it once and it left me feeling all, well lets just say there was an incodent with some tampons.........
i hope this gives some insite into how the world works feel free to come back next time.
*Different Strokes Theme Tune Kicks In.*
what with your big long white gandalf beard and the scrawny little nipples.......
Picture posting it IS my friend... please... let me join you....
This is a picture of us I took last night.
THIS is how i feel right now...
Let me jsut explain the details used for this blog -
email@example.com - I was eating a boost; it made me happy.
www.iliketoeatwithaspoon.blogspot.com - I, I have no idea. "Hello is there anybody out there?" was taken.
I wonder how long it takes for this to be blocked.........